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[542] Why I can't run, Dad!
- Escaping a torrential downpour running from parking lot to store, Dad shouts over his shoulder to 16-year-old daughter bringing up the rear, "Run, Jenn!" And she answers back, "I can't run, Dad, I just had a manicure!"

3 weeks 0 days 0 hours 31 minutes 18 seconds ago

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[541] young love
- 2 young kids were at a roller skating rink, I am guessing they were probably in Junior high. The boy is sitting across from a girl. As we are walking by: Boy:I LOVE you! (very emphatically) Girl:...ok... Maybe you had to be there, but it was hilarious!

10 weeks 4 days 4 hours 31 minutes 54 seconds ago

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[540] Economics Teacher
- # Economics Teacher: What's the top import in the United States? # Guy 1: Oil! # Girl: Cars! # Guy 2: Marijuana!

15 weeks 2 days 9 hours 13 minutes 24 seconds ago

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[539] Young couple
- Young couple on probably first date, attractive girl with goofy dude sitting next to me and wife girl: "this will be fun. those etiquette classes will finally pay off." dude: (uncomfortable laugh) "yeah.....what's etiquette?" girl: "really? You don't have a very extensive vocabulary do you?"

15 weeks 4 days 9 hours 39 minutes 32 seconds ago

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[538] cigarette
- Girl to two guys: Do you guys have a spare cigarette? Guy #1: Yeah, here ya go. (gives her a cigarette) Girl to guy #2: How about you?

15 weeks 5 days 10 hours 15 minutes 6 seconds ago

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[537] nothing to eat
- 20-something woman #1: She was bitching about how there was nothing to eat in the house, and so Bob* said, "you could go to the store," and she said, "I don't go to the store on my vacation. There are two things I don't do on vacation: go to the store and cook." 20-something woman #2: What is she even on vacation from? Sitti...

15 weeks 5 days 10 hours 15 minutes 44 seconds ago

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[536] gay or straight
- Teenage girl: I can't figure out if he's gay or straight. Maybe he's, like, an equal-opportunity kind of guy? 20-something girl: Oh yeah, like, "Bring me your penises! Bring me your vaginas! None shall be turned away!"

15 weeks 6 days 9 hours 58 minutes 16 seconds ago

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[535] water fountain
- Guy coming into classroom: Somebody left their bagel in the water fountain. Girl in classroom, without looking up: It's a donut. Guy coming into classroom: Somebody left their donut in the water fountain. Girl in classroom: It's still wrapped, if anyone wants it.

15 weeks 6 days 9 hours 59 minutes 10 seconds ago

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[534] Girlfriend
- Girlfriend, excited: I know exactly what I'm going to get you for your birthday this year. Boyfriend: Oh yeah? I know exactly what I am going to get you for your birthday. Girlfriend: Really? Are you going to get that thing cut off your back?

16 weeks 0 days 3 hours 21 minutes 49 seconds ago

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