Newest things overheard
[542] Why I can't run, Dad!
- Escaping a torrential downpour running from parking lot to store, Dad shouts over his shoulder to 16-year-old daughter bringing up the rear, "Run, Jenn!" And she answers back, "I can't run, Dad, I just had a manicure!"
[541] young love
- 2 young kids were at a roller skating rink, I am guessing they were probably in Junior high. The boy is sitting across from a girl. As we are walking by:
Boy:I LOVE you! (very emphatically)
Girl:...ok...
Maybe you had to be there, but it was hilarious!
[540] Economics Teacher
- # Economics Teacher: What's the top import in the United States?
# Guy 1: Oil!
# Girl: Cars!
# Guy 2: Marijuana!
[539] Young couple
- Young couple on probably first date, attractive girl with goofy dude sitting next to me and wife
girl: "this will be fun. those etiquette classes will finally pay off."
dude: (uncomfortable laugh) "yeah.....what's etiquette?"
girl: "really? You don't have a very extensive vocabulary do you?"
[538] cigarette
- Girl to two guys: Do you guys have a spare cigarette?
Guy #1: Yeah, here ya go. (gives her a cigarette)
Girl to guy #2: How about you?
[537] nothing to eat
- 20-something woman #1: She was bitching about how there was nothing to eat in the house, and so Bob* said, "you could go to the store," and she said, "I don't go to the store on my vacation. There are two things I don't do on vacation: go to the store and cook."
20-something woman #2: What is she even on vacation from? Sitti...
[536] gay or straight
- Teenage girl: I can't figure out if he's gay or straight. Maybe he's, like, an equal-opportunity kind of guy?
20-something girl: Oh yeah, like, "Bring me your penises! Bring me your vaginas! None shall be turned away!"
[535] water fountain
- Guy coming into classroom: Somebody left their bagel in the water fountain.
Girl in classroom, without looking up: It's a donut.
Guy coming into classroom: Somebody left their donut in the water fountain.
Girl in classroom: It's still wrapped, if anyone wants it.
[534] Girlfriend
- Girlfriend, excited: I know exactly what I'm going to get you for your birthday this year.
Boyfriend: Oh yeah? I know exactly what I am going to get you for your birthday.
Girlfriend: Really? Are you going to get that thing cut off your back?
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