All things overheard

[558] pastry death
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  So how's frank doin' these days? "oh, he died. yut, he passed away a few weeks ago." He didd?! "yut, chocked on a donut"

1 week 6 days 11 hours 49 minutes 45 seconds ago
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[557] Lube???
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  'Are you sure you have enough lube? we have over 50 people coming.'

6 weeks 6 days 20 hours 57 minutes 2 seconds ago
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[556] Five-year-old boy
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  Five-year-old boy: There are moles in my bed that are all named Leroy. They keep me warm.

9 weeks 1 day 23 hours 38 minutes 0 seconds ago
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[555] Remember
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  Boyfriend: Remember when you used to love me? Girlfriend: Yeah... Boyfriend: That was nice.

9 weeks 1 day 23 hours 40 minutes 6 seconds ago
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[549] Chicken Plate
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  I was about to go home from work (@ a japanese food place), when a phone call came, This woman asked the worker, "what comes on a chicken plate." (our store phone is pretty loud) Then this worker told her "Chicken................(l...

13 weeks 6 days 7 hours 5 minutes 42 seconds ago
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[548] Brother
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  I was walking out of my dorm room to the bathroom down the hall and I walk past this girls room that has the door cracked just as she yells: "I'm serious! Get out of my room. If you can have sex with her, you can have sex with me!" ...

17 weeks 5 days 22 hours 51 minutes 32 seconds ago
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[544] Small Penis
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  While walking to the campus diner, a group of guys were walking behind me. One of them said, "I have a small penis. Well, it's not small, it's just thin. Like a pencil."

22 weeks 1 day 18 hours 55 minutes 7 seconds ago
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[515] Poll Worker
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  Poll Worker: "Which ballot would you like?" Girl: "I'll take the green one." Poll Worker: "You'll be voting on the Green Party Ballot?!" Girl: "Oh. No, I just thought green was a pretty color."

107 weeks 5 days 19 hours 50 minutes 49 seconds ago
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[511] complaining
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  Ghetto girl 1: I don't know why she complaining so much, I mean, they don't hurt that bad. Ghetto girl 2: She just bein' a drama queen. Ghetto girl 1: I know, I mean everybody got crabs.

107 weeks 5 days 20 hours 4 minutes 8 seconds ago
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[507] crash
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  Kid: "Mom, are we going to crash?" Mother: "We don't call it crashing honey. We call it an emergency landing."

107 weeks 5 days 20 hours 8 minutes 4 seconds ago
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