[540] Economics Teacher
 -  # Economics Teacher: What's the top import in the United States? # Guy 1: Oil! # Girl: Cars! # Guy 2: Marijuana!

[535] water fountain
 -  Guy coming into classroom: Somebody left their bagel in the water fountain. Girl in classroom, without looking up: It's a donut. Guy coming into classroom: Somebody left their donut in the water fountain. Girl in classroom: It's still wrapped, ...

[532] Secretaries
 -  Secretary on phone to other secretary: Yeah, I know, like he wants us to go out and pull people off the street to get them in here... What the f#ck? (pause) Oh, the hooker who works at the corner by the station is still alive, I saw her the other ...

[527] Old Woman and Man
 -  Old Woman:Did you see what happened last night? Old man:What happened? Old woman:Someone pushed me in a pole and i broke my finger,Doesn't that bother you that there are so many people that get hurt by bad people? Old man:No because im th...

[511] complaining
 -  Ghetto girl 1: I don't know why she complaining so much, I mean, they don't hurt that bad. Ghetto girl 2: She just bein' a drama queen. Ghetto girl 1: I know, I mean everybody got crabs.

[497] Mother
 -  Girl #1: So, do you know what she told me? Her mother walked in and she was you-know-what-ing... with the milkshake maker! Girl #2: Huh? Girl #1: She was -- y'know -- using it down there! Girl #2: What?! Girl #1: Gross, I know. Girl #2: ... D...