All things overheard from Funny
[557] Lube???
- 'Are you sure you have enough lube? we have over 50 people coming.'
[556] Five-year-old boy
- Five-year-old boy: There are moles in my bed that are all named Leroy. They keep me warm.
[549] Chicken Plate
- I was about to go home from work (@ a japanese food place), when a phone call came, This woman asked the worker, "what comes on a chicken plate." (our store phone is pretty loud) Then this worker told her
"Chicken................(l...