All things overheard from Funny

[563] Guy trying to pickup girl...
 -  Guy: Well, my name is Paul, but most people call me "Tank". Girl: Okay, Paul.

4 weeks 3 days 8 hours 21 minutes 40 seconds ago
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[562] Be open minded
 -  "I seriously cant stand people who aren't open-minded. I mean, I have to just completely ignore them or I'll explode."

6 weeks 0 days 16 hours 12 minutes 26 seconds ago
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[560] Big deal, small state
 -  "My mom's kind of a big deal in Rhode Island" --Girl at the next table in a coffee shop.

15 weeks 3 days 7 hours 27 minutes 43 seconds ago
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[557] Lube???
 -  'Are you sure you have enough lube? we have over 50 people coming.'

32 weeks 1 day 14 hours 23 minutes 5 seconds ago
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[549] Chicken Plate
 -  I was about to go home from work (@ a japanese food place), when a phone call came, This woman asked the worker, "what comes on a chicken plate." (our store phone is pretty loud) Then this worker told her "Chicken................(l...

39 weeks 1 day 0 hours 31 minutes 45 seconds ago
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[547] Not so discreet
 -  My sister and I were sitting near a married couple and their young daughter at the mall when a gay couple passed. The amused wife said quietly to her husband, "Look at the G--A--Y men." (spelling so their daughter wouldn't understand) ...

46 weeks 6 days 22 hours 44 minutes 54 seconds ago
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[546] Magical Crystals
 -  I was in a museum gift shop in Santa Fe and overheard a lady telling her husband "Honey, look at this crystal, this would be good to get rid of the bad vibes of the computer"

46 weeks 6 days 23 hours 5 minutes 48 seconds ago
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[543] The Importance of Pickles
 -  18 year old University student to his mate: "The only - THE ONLY - reason a cheeseburger should have pickles on it is to have pickle races down the wall."

50 weeks 6 days 1 hour 46 minutes 4 seconds ago
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[538] cigarette
 -  Girl to two guys: Do you guys have a spare cigarette? Guy #1: Yeah, here ya go. (gives her a cigarette) Girl to guy #2: How about you?

76 weeks 5 days 19 hours 55 minutes 47 seconds ago
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