All things overheard from Home and Family
[514] stone sculpture
- Mother: See that stone sculpture? The lion is attacking the poor man underneath it. The man may get eaten up by the lion!
Eight-year-old daughter: Go, lion!
Mother: No, no, no, no!
[500] birds
- Kid: Mom, how come the birds are wrestling each other?
Mom: They hate each other, that's why.