All things overheard from Other

[548] Brother
 -  I was walking out of my dorm room to the bathroom down the hall and I walk past this girls room that has the door cracked just as she yells: "I'm serious! Get out of my room. If you can have sex with her, you can have sex with me!" ...

17 weeks 5 days 22 hours 36 minutes 48 seconds ago
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[515] Poll Worker
 -  Poll Worker: "Which ballot would you like?" Girl: "I'll take the green one." Poll Worker: "You'll be voting on the Green Party Ballot?!" Girl: "Oh. No, I just thought green was a pretty color."

107 weeks 5 days 19 hours 36 minutes 5 seconds ago
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[507] crash
 -  Kid: "Mom, are we going to crash?" Mother: "We don't call it crashing honey. We call it an emergency landing."

107 weeks 5 days 19 hours 53 minutes 20 seconds ago
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