All things overheard from Other

[526] Dumb Teens
 -  Teen girl #1: Oh my god! Really? Well, even though you're three weeks late, you totally don't have to worry until a month after you guys actually did it. So you've definitely got at least a week left until you need to start worrying. Teen girl #2...

22 weeks 3 days 20 hours 57 minutes 39 seconds ago
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[524] Tourists
 -  Bimbette #1: God, people in Midtown are sooo ugly. Bimbette #2: Yeah, I know. Bimbette #1: It's probably because, like, 85 percent are tourists. Bimbette #2: Oh my god, I know! Tourists are so ugly.

26 weeks 1 day 16 hours 43 minutes 2 seconds ago
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[520] cupcakes
 -  Woman: I want one of those cupcakes with no sprinkles. Cashier: They all have sprinkles, ma'am. Woman: [lingers, looks] I thought some didn't. Cashier: They all do. Woman: ... I thought some didn't. Cashier: No, all the cupcakes hav...

26 weeks 5 days 18 hours 21 minutes 59 seconds ago
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[518] bras
 -  Peon #1: Did you hear they're thinking about banning all gel-enhanced bras on airplanes? Peon #2: Women wear gel in their bras? Peon #1: It's like padding, but gel, which gives it a more natural enhancement and feel. Peon #2: That's false adver...

29 weeks 1 day 17 hours 17 minutes 47 seconds ago
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[515] Poll Worker
 -  Poll Worker: "Which ballot would you like?" Girl: "I'll take the green one." Poll Worker: "You'll be voting on the Green Party Ballot?!" Girl: "Oh. No, I just thought green was a pretty color."

29 weeks 2 days 13 hours 1 minute 58 seconds ago
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[513] Ragged man
 -  Ragged man: You know, the president wears suits like these. Employee: Oh, really? How do you know? Ragged man: That doesn't matter, but I do know that the Secret Service is just a tailoring shop that makes the president's clothes. Employee: I s...

29 weeks 2 days 13 hours 5 minutes 35 seconds ago
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[510] Something’s wrong with my knee
 -  Old Lady: Are you ok? Guy: Just fine. Something’s wrong with my knee, thanks. Old Lady: You should exercise. Guy: [smiling] I do. Old Lady: You should lose weight. If you lose weight you put less weight on your knees. Guy: My BMI is 21. Old ...

29 weeks 2 days 13 hours 15 minutes 52 seconds ago
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[509] shark
 -  20-ish girl to sister: I think a shark just brushed up against my foot! [Everyone nearby stares.] Oops. I think I said that a little loud. False alert, everyone -- it was just some seaweed!

29 weeks 2 days 13 hours 17 minutes 31 seconds ago
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[507] crash
 -  Kid: "Mom, are we going to crash?" Mother: "We don't call it crashing honey. We call it an emergency landing."

29 weeks 2 days 13 hours 19 minutes 13 seconds ago
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[502] lipgloss
 -  Girl 1: I love your lipgloss. Who's it by? Girl 2: I have no idea, but I know its called nympho. Girl 1: It totally fits you.

29 weeks 2 days 13 hours 26 minutes 41 seconds ago
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