All things overheard from Other
[548] Brother
- I was walking out of my dorm room to the bathroom down the hall and I walk past this girls room that has the door cracked just as she yells:
"I'm serious! Get out of my room. If you can have sex with her, you can have sex with me!"
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[515] Poll Worker
- Poll Worker: "Which ballot would you like?"
Girl: "I'll take the green one."
Poll Worker: "You'll be voting on the Green Party Ballot?!"
Girl: "Oh. No, I just thought green was a pretty color."
[507] crash
- Kid: "Mom, are we going to crash?"
Mother: "We don't call it crashing honey. We call it an emergency landing."