[544] Small Penis
 -  While walking to the campus diner, a group of guys were walking behind me. One of them said, "I have a small penis. Well, it's not small, it's just thin. Like a pencil."

[530] Lisa
 -  Dude: So I finally saw Lisa's boobs. Good stuff, man. Friend: Yeah? Are they big? Dude: Not at all. But it's better that way. A handful is enough. Friend: So it's like nuts? Dude: What the fuck? Friend: No! I mean they say a handful of nuts i...