All things overheard from Weird

[558] pastry death
 -  So how's frank doin' these days? "oh, he died. yut, he passed away a few weeks ago." He didd?! "yut, chocked on a donut"

27 weeks 1 day 4 hours 54 minutes 43 seconds ago
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[545] Pee
 -  I had my window open and someone walked by and said "It's not MY fault someone peed on my bed."

47 weeks 3 days 11 hours 57 minutes 7 seconds ago
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[498] sinuses
 -  Girl: "I'm tired." Guy: "Me, too. I had late rehearsal last night and I woke up with sore sinuses." Girl: "Sore sinuses?" Guy: "Nasal passage burning. Like chlamidya, but with snot."

133 weeks 0 days 13 hours 22 minutes 48 seconds ago
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