All things overheard from Work

[531] Hermaphrodite
 -  Boss: Then Megan* and Elizabeth* can review it. Lisa: Don't you mean Courtney*? Boss: Oops! Excuse me. You're right. Lisa: I know; We Americans all sound alike. Boss: No, not really. I do the same thing with my kids. Lisa: Are they all the sa...

103 weeks 0 days 18 hours 51 minutes 3 seconds ago
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[525] Good Breakfast
 -  Spaced-out case manager helping client apply for Social Security: So this question here asks you to describe your daily routine in the morning. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up? Brush your teeth? Client: I ain’t got no teeth. I smok...

127 weeks 4 days 20 hours 41 minutes 25 seconds ago
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[519] Blaming
 -  Female intern: I'm not sorry. Male worker: You should be. I missed my deadline. Female intern: You missed your deadline because you are hungover, like, every day. Male worker: Compounded by the fact I have to mentor skanks at work!

130 weeks 3 days 18 hours 24 minutes 20 seconds ago
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[504] personal day
 -  Suit: I want to take a personal day on Friday. Boss: Okay, no problem. What are you doing on your day off? Suit: I'm not telling you -- it's a personal day!

133 weeks 0 days 13 hours 21 minutes 31 seconds ago
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