All things overheard from Work

[525] Good Breakfast
 -  Spaced-out case manager helping client apply for Social Security: So this question here asks you to describe your daily routine in the morning. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up? Brush your teeth? Client: I ain’t got no teeth. I smok...

23 weeks 6 days 20 hours 52 minutes 24 seconds ago
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[519] Blaming
 -  Female intern: I'm not sorry. Male worker: You should be. I missed my deadline. Female intern: You missed your deadline because you are hungover, like, every day. Male worker: Compounded by the fact I have to mentor skanks at work!

26 weeks 5 days 18 hours 35 minutes 19 seconds ago
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[504] personal day
 -  Suit: I want to take a personal day on Friday. Boss: Okay, no problem. What are you doing on your day off? Suit: I'm not telling you -- it's a personal day!

29 weeks 2 days 13 hours 32 minutes 30 seconds ago
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