All things overheard from Friends

[537] nothing to eat
 -  20-something woman #1: She was bitching about how there was nothing to eat in the house, and so Bob* said, "you could go to the store," and she said, "I don't go to the store on my vacation. There are two things I don't do on vacati...

76 weeks 5 days 19 hours 57 minutes 17 seconds ago
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[503] pain in the ass
 -  Guy #1: Doesn’t your humor make you a bit of a pain in the ass? Guy #2: Great, I’m a hemorrhoid. Girl: Yes, but you’re a very funny hemorrhoid.

133 weeks 0 days 13 hours 37 minutes 4 seconds ago
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