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More than one way to slice a cat

Asian Professor: Many interpretations are acceptable. Remember, there is more than one way to slice a cat.

[Class giggles.]

Asian Professor: Are you laughing because the poem is so romantic?

Girl #1: No, it's just that you said, “There's more than one way to slice a cat,” when it's really “There's more than one way to skin a cat.”

Girl #2: Yeah, in America we don't eat cats.

[shocked silence]



anonymous School August 27, 2018 at 8:46 am 0

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